While leaving a popular eatery, I pushed open the double-doors and was pleasantly and confusingly greeted with “Mr. Big Stuff.” Here sat an early 90’s front-wheel drive Cadillac, in the front space of the parking lot— just begging to be seen. At first my natural reaction was to laugh, which I did, and it was painfully loud; almost to the point at which I couldn’t breathe.You know the kind of laugh I’m talking about. At one point, I was standing there silently bent over with my hands on both knees—laughing so hard that all you could see was my mouth open and my face bright-red. I probably also had a huge vein bulging and throbbing at the side of my head trying to feed my brain with blood and oxygen so I could comprehend the scene. I’ll tell you what, I almost passed out. However, aside from the side-splitting sight of this Cadillac, I began to ask myself, “Who’s was this?” and why did the owner of this early 90’s Cadillac deem it necessary to post a large sign stating how big his “stuff” was on the front of his vehicle? I really didn’t get it at all. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the Cadillac was in pristine condition and im sure was at the top of its game back in the day. It even had some large rims and meaty tires to boot. But why? Why put such a large and bold sign on the front of the car? It’s obviously blocking the radiator with cool air, and it certainly couldn’t be helping the aerodynamics at all. I guess at that point though, when you drive an early 90’s Cadillac that’s got the shape of a brick, the last thing on your mind is aerodynamics or fuel mileage for that matter. I must say, this guy must be the most un-self-conscious guy on the planet or the weirdest. I don’t know and I couldn’t say for sure. Although, I would like to meet “Mr. Big Stuff” and find out why it was necessary to post such a big sign on his Caddy-lac. I almost went back inside to get on the restaurants loud speaker system to ask who’s car this was. But, instead I just took a quick-pic with my phone to share with you all. Enjoy.